December 4, 2007 at 9:02 am (Uncategorized)
Tags: , abhi, ash, bachchan, khan, marriage, rai, salman, srk, tirupati, wedding
Re Devaaa …!!
Hey .. I’ll you something new at Bachhan’s s … Since Abhi and ash came together as a couple way back in 2000, with Dhai Akshar Prem Ke filum – but at the time, their love lives were on different tracks and Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai were just good friends .. I know coz she used to ask me to cook special kabaab for Abhishek … But u won’t believe… my six senses were strong enough to make it out that therz some khichri going on between them.
Moreover … When they first got together professionally, Ash was the high-flyer, having just delivered a huge hit, alongside real life love interest Salman, with Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam. I love that filum… but I can’t dare to watch it when abhi is somewhere around ..coz u know .. 3rd party agreement .. I mean ash ditched abhi in the film for salmaan khan na … …but who can make him understand …?
Chuk it … I’ll tell you how this marriage was beneficial for me … lots of sweets, costly sarees for me with blouses and matching sandals… na na not from ash’s family but sallu bhai’s family.. Believe it or not but, Salman Khan also received an invitation to the big fat Bollywood wedding of his ex-flame Aishwarya Rai and actor Abhishek Bachchan.
.. this is all coz I instated big B to invite sallu also .. so that therz no future 3rd party agreement (love triangle ) ….and disputes !
Re deva .. I was there to keep an eye on each n every gift brought by the guests there..But since I was standing next to ash.. u know, wat I saw ..? When Abhishek and Ash got engaged, Salman had sent a congratulatory SMS and now that he is invited to the wedding, he plans to gift an exquisite sherwani designed especially for Abhishek Bachchan; and for Ash guess he will be singing, “Mere ex-yaar ki shaadi hai.”
Not only this soon after the marriage ash and abhi, were flown to Tirupati in Anil Ambani’s private jet, with me and the tycoon’s wife & former actress, Tina Ambani in attendance. I also took some nice pics of all of then with me .. you can check my pic on the top .. if u don’t trust me .. ! I don’t lie
Neways … keep checking this blog na. … I’ll tell u more about abhi and ash .. For now I have to rush to SRK‘s place to check out what’s new with khan clan ….
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December 4, 2007 at 8:59 am (Uncategorized)
Tags: adnan, bai, dieting, food, gain, kg, loss, malai, sami, weight
Re baaba ….. Few months back na …I moved out from Adnan’s place…
Was tired of washing such extremely large heavy full size clothes … endless dishes to wash ….as he used to eat wildly without even sparing a thot for me …After all its me whoz to get pissed off . Poor me …Have reduced some 5 kg in a week that also without working out at health center .Uff …so i even gave off my pagaar for the last month… God bless him and my aged mother still working at his home…cooking for him…
Do you know? Because of severe health problem due to over weight, doctor suggested Adnan Sami to reduce his weight otherwise it may cause several problem on health .
Adnan Sami followed very strict dieting rule under the observation of experts and my mother too. Adnan Sami tried very hard and strict routine exercise to reduce weight.
Shhh!! don’t tell it to anyone ha… I used to steal all the milk products from his kitchen…coz u know …high calories lead to accumulation of fats in body which further leads to tensed mind…and if these things continues like this…this might lead to death
And as i was worried about him…and his family….Also since I lost few kgs, have to recove my beauty also Na…so wats the harm…?
But anyways my habit of stealing changed Adnan’s life a lot… he has
Lost some 85 kg of his 200 kg , also he intends to lose at least 40 more in the coming months… He should be thankful to me …Don’t u think so ?
But I don’t mind at all if he don’t coz …atlast its me who don’t have to wash such huge size …big – big huge clothes of him..Any more..
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December 4, 2007 at 8:57 am (Uncategorized)
Tags: bai, bebo, clothes, kapoors, kareena, lolo, malai, ranbir, saawariya, saif
Aye guess wat ? yesterday I went to watch “Saawariya “ filum apne “un” (hubby) ke saath .Ishhh ..u know na cinema hall…full screen TV , sab kuch badaa badaa ,clear clear wo bhi with full volume ..all dark inside ..not even a single tubelight inside the big room …. even the room where I stay in mumbai chaul has two tube lights …whatever.. this all is done so that they don’t have to pay electricity bill..It too costly na …I know .that also for running a bigggggggggg TV continuously through out the day screening 4 shows in a day .. … Re baaba ….i can understand…
Brilliant evening it was!!!
“I loved ‘Saawariya’ filum. It’s awesome. And Ranbir is so good …so handsome , so captivating .But let me remind you ha… our Bebo di is also a stupendous performer ..looks bootifool (beautiful) like me ..isnt it ? specially when she put on Indian Kaapra (clothes/outfits)….
Re Deva … I forgot to tell you … Do you know?
At the premiere of “Saawariya” last week, bebo when walked in with Saif was looking stunning in a black sari as I helped her in dressing up na..anyways She insisted on sitting in the same row with the entire Kapoor clan and me as well not leaving behind her father Randhir Kapoor and uncle Rishi Kapoor…
Nice, well mannered girl she is ….
Moreover they had offered to put Kareena and Saif in a different enclave from the rest of the Kapoors who were there in full force to support Ranbir baabu but bebo insisted on sitting with the rest of the family to show support for her cousin .Lolo di (karishma kapoor ) was also there to witness this great evening …
That was really an alluring evening with kapoor …No work only rest!!
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December 4, 2007 at 8:55 am (Uncategorized)
Tags: bai, dutt, jail, maid, malaai, pakistan, post diwali, sanjay, sanju, Sexy, shoaib, sweet
Now since Diwali is over couple of Days back .. Namrata beeji…Oho u don’t
know whoz Namrata …? huh
Well ill tell you apne sanju baba’s Real Sis whoz married to Kumar Gaurav, the son of yesteryears Bollywood star Rajendra Kumar.Ne wayz I was tellin you about her na ,,well she gave me a beautiful designer wear saree which she used to wear it very dotingly ..
Nice lady she is ..
I was serving a cup of tea to one of the guest visted their …There was some hush – hush discussion going on btwn Namrita beeji and her friend .. Clever I was ,bought another tray of snacks which i never used to do earlier ,.. and come to know that since sanju baba is in jail a friend of him from Pakistan is eager to meet sanju in Pune’s Yerwada Jail. .. Interesting na ?
The friend is none other than Pakistani cricket team’s pacer Shoaib Akhtar.
Both were very close pals since childhood .. who knows better than me ..
Moreover , Shoaib said Sanjay has a huge fan following in Pakistan and they are all praying for the actor . Meanwhile, Sanju’s bail plea is set to come for hearing in the Supreme Court on November 20.
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December 4, 2007 at 8:52 am (Uncategorized)
Tags: aparna, Babe, baby, bai, Big, khan, maid, malaai, saree, sen, Sexy, sharmila, soha
Re Devaa!!! Aeye come come I’ll tell you whats happening with sharmila aunty..
Aunty Sharmila shocked all and sundry by wearing a two-piece bikini in “An Evening in Paris”, but she has a very different approach towards daughter Soha Ali Khan and tells her how to fight off the minimal-clothes menace. Big people …small clothes na …Am getting high pagaar (income) for washing small small clothes….less efforts more income..
Lucky me ..!! But let me tell you ha… She doesn’t give me a single saree throught out the working season… but I have no problem…I can understand…
But see baby soha is already there in less than a year and will be seen in a double role in Aparna Sen’s next. And the best part is aunty sharmila too is part of the film .Hope she wont stun us this time like she did it earlier…
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December 4, 2007 at 8:19 am (Uncategorized)
Tags: blouses, ladies and much more, naked, post diwali, viagra
so, diwwali is over now..uff baba,just meant so much work!! making the sweets and getting the 13 houses in order. yes darling, all the houses i’m doing jhaadu katka in, getting all the baba log and the baby log in order no. Then getting ready myself with all the chamki chumki blouses and lovely embroidered lehengas and those new style plastic strap bras with a skin colored…oh no im telling too much, as it is my mother is saying that all men are always imagining all women naked in india even when they’re seeing them on the roadside!! baba re baba, i’m wanting to wear double petticoat since that day, then this another bai working in the professor house is telling that all men always having dirty thoughts about naked ladies!! how wierd na, arre these stinking boys never needing the viagra and all those things to make romance if they just visit the railway colony in morning, all ladies are sitting naked only..to do the morning business 
..soon i will introduce you to my other friends, lots of bais from mumbai and then from whole of india!!
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November 20, 2007 at 3:47 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: bai, deepawali, diwali, festival, india, jealous, kajol, kapoor, khan, london, malaai, ranbir, saawariya, srk
Namaste (Hi) folks
Today I will tell u what I saw in the most beautiful festival of India – in all the rich people houses.
Everyone is joyous today, but not our Mrs. Khan. She is very very angry since the launch of her husband movie no. Today Mr SRK is going off today London and is being everywhere clicked.
All photos you see is Ms. Deepika no. So she is make very very jealous. She just walked up n down full day thinking why this time so interested everyone. Small girl she is and so new and still so much is the interested people.
But she is sweet girl, I know. Better than that Kajol na so madam was no much angry. Just restless.
Later I went to Pali Hill to Kapoor house. There also lots of restless. I heard that so much betting happening outside. Not for diwali jee. It is for the movie successful. Will Saawariya or the Om be the winner.
And when you go upstairs na – that Ranbir baba just sitting on the toilet biting….
…his nails re! Anyways big day no today Deepawali
It is festival of lights and colour and sweets – hope i gets some of those and new saree – not some old bartans (vessels)
Ok ppl – then i will write tomorrow on what I found out – Keep in touch – will tell u more news…
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November 20, 2007 at 3:37 pm (Bai Malai)
Tags: angelina, bai, brad, gossip, highlights., house, katie, mag, maid, malaai, page3, phonethics, pokkitbuddies, srk, tom
Bai Malai is the most famous of all the pokkitbuddies – a group of characters from Phonethics.
Bai Malai is a typical house maid (a bai) from Mum-bai! She works in several houses of the rich and the famous and carries with their most secret tales.
On this blog of Bai recounts her daily finds to an interested audience the reel truth behind the scences – this that no Page 3 or Gossip Mag could tell you. The inside scoop that only she is privy to as the fly on the wall will be updated almost everyday to fill you in on the latest…
So keep an eye out for the new things that could be about..Branjelina (Brad and Angelina) or Tom-Kat (Tom and Katie) or SRK and AB as it happens like you have never heard it before!
Bai Malai is also going to feature every week in hot video with the highlights of what was – so watch out for those as they ll blow you away.
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